St. Patties Day Drinking Game – Leprechaun Movie Drinking Game

Happy St. Patrick’s day! I know you’re all looking to get as piss drunk as an Irishman on a standard Tuesday afternoon. Here’s how to do it to 1993’s Leprechaun. Quick cheat sheet at the end of this post!

There are levels to this, so if you have the constitution of a wee lass then stick to Casual Mode. If you have a liver that can take a shamrocking then try beating this challenge on Survival Mode..

All rules are in the description below as well as in this video.

Filthy Casual Mode

Rule 1. Every time the Leprechaun Rhymes –

Although these rhymes may stink,
Now you gotta take a drink.

Rule 2. Voice Mimic – The magic trickery abounds with this little green prick. Take a drink every time he does a mimic trick

Rule 3. Biting and Scratching – This little bastard is geared up like he was spawned in a trailer park nail salon. Anytime someone takes a claw, a bite, a slash, or other hand to hand combat from this stumpy fuck,take a drink.

Rule 4. Green Magic – This fucknugget spooges green magic out like a drunk pisses green on St. Patty’s Day . Anytime you see funky green magic on the screen, take a drink. When the green gives way to purple, take a fat swig.

Rule 5. Stairs – This movie has a serious stair fetish. Step on me baby. Take a drink anytime someone walks, runs, or rolls down the stairs. We were going to have it anytime you see stairs, but we don’t want you to die.

Survival Mode – Add the following rules to your journey to the Green Isle. These will seriously challenge the most seasoned drinker. Drink responsibly.

Rule 6. Gold – Prepare to not remember ever renting this film because there is more gold here than in the US treasury. Take a drink every time you think about shiny bits of leprechaun nugs. Anytime you see gold on screen, or hear someone say gold, take a drink.

Rule 7. Hearing “Leprechaun” – Anytime someone says Leprechaun you have to drink. Prepare to tenderize your innards and give a chunky hug to the lavatory because this script was inflated at least four pages by this word alone.

Rule 8. Ozzie’s bane – Oh the lovable oaf with an IQ of 70. Anytime the character Ozzie says or does something extremely dumb, take a drink.

Rule 9. Taste the rainbow. – Take an drink anytime you see a rainbow.

Critical Shot – In each movie we make into a game there will be a critical shot, where you either finish your drink or take a shot. Make it Jameson today.

Today’s critical shot will be when the Leprechaun gets handsy. While we all might want to get touchy with Jennifer Anniston, let’s all take a shot to remember that consent is sexy.

Filthy Casual Mode Rule

Rule 1. Every time the Leprechaun Rhymes

Rule 2. Voice Mimic

Rule 3. Biting and Scratching

Rule 4. Green Magic

Rule 5. Anytime Someone Uses Stairs Survival Mode

Add the following rules to your journey to the Green Isle. These will seriously challenge the most seasoned drinker. Drink responsibly.

Rule 6. Gold – Anytime someone says gold or gold is on camera.

Rule 7. Hearing “Leprechaun”

Rule 8. Ozzie’s bane – Anytime Ozzie does something dumb take a drink

Rule 9. Taste the rainbow. – Take an drink anytime you see a rainbow.

Critical Shot – Take a shot when the Leprechaun gropes Jennifer Anniston

Those are the rules folks, if you have others that you want to add drop them in the comments. If you want to know more about the Leprachaun film, there is a link to the Five Facts video about it in the description below.

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