Membership Levels

Level Price  
Oaf Juice Connoisseur $2.00 per Month. Select
Sweet Beater $5.00 per Month. Select
Tony and Al's Personal Barber $10.00 per Month. Select
The Spoiler $20.00 per Month. Select
Magnificent Octoshark $1,000.00 per Month. Select

Level 1 – Oaf Juice Connoisseur: You drink oaf juice. So does your momma.

— Access to our exclusive Bonus Podcast
— A cool postcard signed by the boys welcoming you to the gang!
— — A shout-out at the end of a podcast thanking you for subscribing

Level 2 – Sweet Beater: You will become imbued with the sweetest of beats.

— Everything from the previous levels PLUS
— PINS!!!! You’ll get the current collector’s pin, plus you’ll receive each new pin as it comes out! We’ll be putting one out every six months
— A bunch of stickers and bookmarks

Level 4 – The Spoiler: We’re not saying that you spoil everything, but when we were reading Blood Meridian, you mentioned that it’s possible that man’s search for meaning in an ultimately uncaring universe causes the truly wise to only look for value within their own actions. I mean. Way to ruin the ending.
— Everything from the previous levels PLUS
— A T-SHIRT!!! You pick your favorite Human Echoes or Writer’s Arena t-shirt, tell us the color and all that stuff, and you get one! WHOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Level 5 – Magnificent Octoshark:Your patronage is of the highest caliber and your glorious tentacles spread forth from your mouth, the source of all love and happiness.
— Everything from the previous levels PLUS
— The HIPSTER PRIZE BOX!!!!!!!! We…we actually have no idea what this entails. We’re going to throw some money at Al and let him make the most esoteric gift box ever.


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